bet they’re filming chocolate week in the bake off tent today

every time i see a class of ‘22 leavers hoodie i’m a little bit sick in my mouth

genuinely blown away by this production last night, who knew shakespeare needed 'weegie accents, avenger costumes, and a token chav

nick cave on why he wants luca to win love island is heartbreakingly delightful theredhandfiles.com/who-do-you-wan…

fast lane swimmers at london fields lido really be out here unlocking a new level of karen

just stephen fry tweeting about my latest wetransfer project guess i can go back to bed now?

if i can get catcalled wearing birkenstocks and socks you can do that thing you've been putting off for ages today

pov: you're trying to book a meeting with me

did m&s get cooler or did we all just get older??

portuguese guy i share a studio space with just apologised to his chair, do we just give him a passport now or?

30km into my cycle i stopped alongside a car blasting t swift and when i tell you we jammed

WHO DID THIS 🤌🏻🤌🏻

trying to pry the lid off a pot of varnish, you?

living for the day a designer asks me to make the text longer #copywritersunite

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fancy some existential dread this morning?? areyoupressworthy.com (props to Columbia Journalism Review for creating and Storythings Team for sharing)

ok but have you ever seen a show set in chicago where it’s warm and sunny??

a quick bath is an oxymoron, tell me i’m wrong

therapy in 2023 is wild because i get to say things like they just soft-launched a new girl on bereal

my favourite thing about training for a triathlon is the phrase “post-workout arancini” has become a non-ironic part of my lexicon