If I die, I no wan hear “I know she’s out there watching over us” I’m not watching over anybody o! Laduru wahala Timose laye etunfe somidi mai guard

This how short women are when they are mad that’s why they don’t take us seriously 😩

As long as neither of us are bored We are good

My social battery cannot handle one more social activity 😩😩

3 months ke

How’s this funny?

I attract both genders so I know there’s nothing ugly about me 🤭

I think situationships should come with NDAs 😹

What happened to the last episode of twisted metal???

Men wanna be just dick appointment so bad until you treat them like just a dick appointment, BOOM! Then comes the feelings, NO, drop dick off and get outta my face. 🤭

Corset needs to be abolished ASAP

They purposely killed the Blackberry because you could remove the battery and disable every surveillance feature on the device. Your current device is permanently on, listening and following you. Few understand this.

Too proud to be a trophy wife, Too ambitious to quit, Too stubborn to settle for less. These are the issues

Sem Toms and Primsoles Very comfy shoes

Lmao 30k for POS charges 🤣🤣 The millions are on its way as we speak 🤭

Omg can I know my offense 😭😭😭 Everything I know bout these people is against my will 😭 Despite muting their names

Totally agree

Second tweet I’m seeing in less than a min on rape I kid you not This is madness Like something is fundamentally wrong somewhere How are these people hale and hearty, breathing fine in a sane society 😔 We should NOT coexist with such people o How do you even rape a turkey ffs?

Big flex 💪🏾