If Donald picks Desantis as his running mate, they could bill themselves as Bootsy & Pootsy

Hopefully the fact that Mar-a-Lago, Fox News, Florida, and Arrest are all trending tonight is foreshadowing an event which will occur in the not-too-distant future.

Hell, he's not even fit enough to stay awake in a courtroom for two hours... #TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident

If Kristi is admitting to killing the puppy and goat, lord only knows how many other pets she's offed. #KristiNoemIsAMonster

A person bragging about shooting a puppy in the face in a desperate attempt at currying favor with a bankrupt semi-literate criminal politician likely bound for prison seems to be the logical next step of a cult fueled by fast food and free-floating hostility. #KristiNoemIsEvil

Thank you so much Houston, you were a fantastic audience!

If Peter Navarro's incessant whining about minimum-security prison is any indication, it's gonna be a fvcking laugh riot when John Eastman, Pantsless Jeffrey Clark, Orange Donald, Five-Shirts Bannon, Rudolph Gulpiani, and George Santos are locked up.

Stephen Miller's pronoun is 'Himmler'

See you tonight!

Just to clarify: AMC is a meme stock, while DJT is a scheme stock.

Hannibal Lecter: 'I can understand why some people are upset about a 20-year-old story of Cricket...' #KristiNoemIsAMonster

The Kerch Bridge is trying its best to hide behind some shrubbery.

Donald Trump is apparently very angry tonight at a 'COLIN JO STREET'

Bob Hoskins on losing Al Capone in The Untouchables to DeNiro:
‘I got a $200,000 cheque in the post & a note: ‘Thanks for your time, love Brian DePalma’.
I rang him & said
‘Brian, listen, you got any other films you don’t want me to be in, babe, I’m there for you!’

As Ron DeSantis learned today and J.D. Vance will realize soon, everyone in the Republican party is an eventual Marco Rubio/Lindsey Graham.

Maybe Donald can hold his own pretend White House Correspondents' Dinner featuring lighthearted, family friendly humor from Greg Guttfield, Victoria Jackson, and Dennis Miller.

JD Vance sounds like the bully from a Pee-wee Herman movie.

If you rearrange the letters in Corey Chad Lewandowski it spells 'is a cranky and lewd loudmouth' #KristiNoemIsAMonster

If Lindsey Cheatham Graham keeps shedding those crocodile tears on TV he's gonna ruin his orange makeup.

We'll know Desantis has officially decided to allow himself to be debased by Donald to an unlimited degree when he goes on Fox News angrily defending Kristi Noem just two days after he posted a dog pic online trolling her.