If you’re going out and need a table, and there is 4 of you, Booking for 5 people is such a life hack.

What happened to space tourism

Superb day to have Irish football mates

Napkins is a ridiculous word when you think about it.

We’re off

When recruiters see a linked in job post that says “no recruiters”

Wtaf are Tottenham doing in front of goal. Should Be 2-0

Oderbert for Johnson at half time for me , Johnson hasn’t tried once to beat his man down the right.

Why do all our half chances fall to Johnson 🤦🏼‍♂️

Sell Romero. Seen enough now

Genuinely haven’t seen a team this clueless once they’re in the 18 yard box. Always make the wrong decision. Baffling

Imagine support spurs AND Rory Mcilroy.

Senior Labour source: “Sue Gray is the only pensioner better off under Labour”

What do other countries call “walkie talkies” ? Such a ludicrous name

Champions League on a Thursday

This isn’t football

I don’t think anecdotes are your forte #KeirStarmer