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I was born with the soul of an artist but I had it surgically removed because it was ruining my life. Now I want it back.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off to conserve energy.

All Robert Bonnett has to do is track down an identity thief who's stolen millions and left hundreds of innocent victims homeless and broke. And who isn’t afraid to add murder to his list of crimes. But that’s only if Laila Singh’s jealous husband doesn’t find Robert first.

You can’t trust pharmaceutical companies. Haven't you ever watched The Fugitive?

THOMAS TRANG chats to Crime Time FM pod.fo/e/2dae7b apple.co/3znb7b5 Jim Thomsen Mike McHone Jeremy D Baker A. B. Patterson Henry Wise Iain Ryan Michel Lee Garrett The Crime Writers’ Association

Writer Tara Campbell (City of Dancing Gargoyles) and I (The Book of Losman) recently discussed speculative fiction. Find that conversation over at JMWW. SFWP IPGbook jmwwblog.wordpress.com/2025/05/26/spe…

"When Writers Click" - You want to know what it REALLY is to write with a fellow author? I'm guest blogging at Ladies of Mystery... Yes, it's about Russell Thayer and me. Head on over: ladiesofmystery.com/2025/05/29/gue…

Shit. I really am bad at this. Or I liked too many! Nathan Pettigrew punknoirmagazine.wordpress.com/2025/05/04/cly…

My museum tours are tough but fair.

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Don't mind me. I'm just scurrying my way through life.

Ten thousand years from now, after the war with the A.I., and the survivors sift through the rubble, this period will be known as When they Slept with Dragons.

Say what you want about Darth Vader but that guy knew how to shorten a work meeting... he just started choking the chatty fuckers

How to tell good art. Is there a flower in it? Is someone holding it? Does the flower look sad?

Not to brag but the judges all gave me 10 out of 10 for my impressive mental gymnastics routine.

Aragorn: you have my sword Legolas: and you have my bow Gimli: and my axe Me: erm.. I make a fucking good pizza if that helps

I bet nobody in the band Def Leppard ever won a spelling bee.

I’m gonna need a few weeks off of twitter. Who do I talk to about that?

I have seen some of the finest sentences of my generation ruined by a hashtag, a link, or an emoji.

Writing a book is like twitter in that you can spend hours perfecting a sentence that most people will just ignore.