Making your kid wear a Tennessee Vols jersey should be considered child abuse.

An airport is a very diverse place.

People definitely treat you differently when you have a beard.

You can learn a lot about the right way to treat people by the way people treat you and it makes you feel. #GoldenRule

Been a SimpliSafe customer since early 2014. #FearStopsHere SimpliSafe

Paused the podcast I was listening to in order to checkout the new TOOL effing TOOL album. If Josh Bone is excited, it’s worth checking out.

Biggest disappointment in Tennessee is definitely Uncle Nearest Premium Whiskey. Spent 20 min in shop ready to spend money. No one acknowledged our presence. Guy at counter was busy on his phone. No signage indicating if they sell bottles (or how much). Prices not listed on most of the items.

Hey Dan Mullen, time to pack your house and find somewhere else to live. #gatornation really doesn’t want you.

#Rent #25thAnniversary #FarewellTour

Listening to Money by Pink Floyd and my son says it’s the Dave Ramsey theme song. Happy with my financial parenting but I’ve failed as a cool dad.

Noisiest Starbucks EVER! The operations in this place are on par with a manufacturing floor.

I have always been told “no one is perfect” and today I received the confirmation I’ve been waiting for. Even Apple makes mistakes. #apple #AppleWatch #oops #basiccounting

Sitting at the airport bar. Guy on my left strikes up a conversation with girl on my right. She’s a musician in Nashville. He claims to have a restaurant in Nashville, but has never actually been to that location. Says he might be able to book her and asks for a CD…

My dad is on the phone with a surgery scheduler. All the typical questions about his medical history. Do we really expect a 78 yr old to remember if he had polyps with his last colonoscopy years ago?

How is it that traffic through McDonough is now worse than traffic through Atlanta?

Seriously? I joined Twitter 15 years ago. #MyTwitterAnniversary

It’s like he is a first time boat owner and forgot to insert the drain plug before putting the boat in the water. We’re all watching from the shore shaking our heads in disbelief.