It’s the two lads next to him doing everything in their power to not burst out laughing 😭

Today is Thorpey Day at the Oval. Let’s remember him for his outstanding England career and spread the word that when things go dark there is help out there and support the charity Mind.

Left foot. Right foot. World class. I privelage to watch him live for last 10 years.

It's time for women to vote with their wallets. If stores like M&S continue to flout the Supreme Court ruling on women-only spaces, prioritising the wishes of men who want to undress near, or help fit bras on teenage girls, a boycott seems appropriate. telegraph.co.uk/gift/bdacab2b4…

Float to live. These simple instructions could save your life if you ever enter the water unexpectedly or find yourself in difficulty. In an emergency at the coast, call 999 and ask for the Coastguard. #FloatToLive #WaterSafety #Coastguard

If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and here I am today, installing lights for a helicopter landing pad in my garden.

Andrej Karpathy explains what makes Elon Musk unique “I don’t think people appreciate how unique [Elon’s style] is. You read about it, but you don’t understand it—it’s hard to describe.” The first principle Karpathy — who led the computer vision team of Tesla Autopilot — has

Morgan Rogers Buck Rogers Kenny Rogers Even Jolly fucking Rogers The only Rogering taking place at Spurs is the fans being collectively bent over by these clowns that run the circus

I see The Telegraph sees something too. A bit late, but hey! 👇 telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/… ...and last January, this 👇

Meanwhile in China…. China’s crude oil imports from countries under Western sanctions are maintaining a robust pace, averaging above 3.2 Mbd so far in August. This pace marks a five-month high, demonstrating China’s sustained appetite for these price-competitive barrels. Kpler

Daily Mail say today we need Farage and Reform to save the country. A reminder of the role the Mail played in getting us into this mess.

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On This Day in 2009, Emmanuel Adebayor with the greatest celebration in Premier League history 😂👏 #THFC

Just a quick reminder that it's been 3 days since Trump said domestic violence shouldn't be recorded as a crime because if it weren't for 'a man having a little fight with his wife' the crime stats in DC would be zero. Who remembers consequences? Good times.

This wasn't a 'hot mic on the golf course' incident by the way, he said it during a speech at the Museum of the Bible. That's the Museum of the Bible.

🗣️ José Mourinho: “Jamie Carragher talks too much for someone who isn’t even among the top 1,000 defenders in football history. How can someone who never won the Premier League talk about what it takes to win the Premier League.”

In a world first we will broadcast over 100 untruths back to back, with each extensively fact checked. Donald Trump v The Truth. Wednesday 10pm.

🗣️ Didier Drogba: "I remember one story very well. Di Matteo, Chelsea's coach at the time, did as usual and gave us a list of the opposing team's top scorers. It was by example lists with Wayne Rooney-22 goals, and Robin van Persie-15 goals. And so on. Then, one day, we faced FC

You already need ID to work legally in Britain. Currently, our greatest problem is not identifying those here illegally, but sending them home. Until the law is changed so that everyone who is here illegally can be removed, digital ID is a cynical distraction.

We have three cool announcements today: (1) OpenAI is launching commerce in ChatGPT. Their new Instant Checkout is powered by Stripe. (2) We're releasing the Agentic Commerce Protocol, codeveloped by Stripe and OpenAI. (3) Stripe is launching an API for agentic payments,