Please. Someone check in on him. Tell him Slot will turn it around. 🤣🤣🤣

Borderline worse title defence than Leicester. Yet Leicester didn’t spend the entire GDP of fucking island nation to “bolster” their squad. There’s not been a single convincing performance from Liverpool this season. Don’t try to say otherwise.

His phone number. To stop the board from calling him to sack him.

Sky Sports Main Event in the UK was meant for another hour of WBBL coverage before the Las Vegas GP...Sky Sports News it is! 🫣

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That one roar from Luke Littler to set up that final D16 was more meaningful than any of the screams Gerwyn Price dished out through the entire game. Pinpoint. Precise. Perfection. Luke Littler - World No.1 and World Champion for a reason.

If Littler wins the night, the age thing has to stop. He is quite simply on another level. He is one of the greatest to ever play. This isn’t luck, this isn’t a situation of intimidation of who he is, he is just…THAT good. Luke Littler will dominate for years to come.

Fly on the wall in that away dressing room at half time… #MUNEVE

Fucking shambles that. Can’t beat a team where one lad can’t get along with his teammates enough to slap him. 🤦‍♂️ Pickford having a fucking worldie was inevitable the moment they went down to 10-men. Dalot was a massive mistake and not a single player with a nose for goal.

In an emergency exit seat on a Ryanair flight. If it all goes wrong but I save everyone, make sure Rachel Reeves names one of the 125 new secondary school libraries after me with her £5m investment. Not sure about the other 4,000 secondary schools though 🤷‍♂️ #Budget2026

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Would’ve gotten a @PaddyPower dartboard if Chester had a shop…however we’re 15 miles and a massive fuck off river away from one 😭

Two Doors Down Christmas Special should be on Christmas Day. Mrs Brown’s Boys Christmas Special should be consigned the depths of Hell.

All I’m gonna say is the guy on the left somehow has been cool enough to let the guy on the right go. That’s some f**ked up s**t.

Zia Yusuf has that constant smug look where his mouth twitches like he’s got wasps. He’s also got a lot of fucking money grifted from idiots who think he’s flying a flag for them when he’s not. He talks over anyone all to distract from the gremlins in the background. #bbcqt

What a fucking farce. The FIFA Peace Prize to Donald Trump? Get the fuck out.

This is on a par with honouring Hitler this… #FIFAWorldCup2026

They are gonna give that Ronseal sprayed baby the fucking World Cup to keep aren’t they? Jesus Christ… #WorldCup2026