“Surprise me!” Meaning one: I don’t mind Meaning two: I’m incapable of choice *Small print: I do actually mind

We asked you once and you decided. Now, I have asked for an extension to #brexit so my question can be asked for a 3rd time.

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Happy Halloween! Introducing the Ghost Tories with #MonsterCrash 👻 🎃 🧟

Panto Ready #halifaxpanto #beautyandthebeast @ Victoria Theatre Halifax instagram.com/p/B601dv3hGcKq…

From Thursday 19th March we will be implementing some changes in-store - changes to simplify what we do, create the most helpful shopping experience we can, and support our hard-working colleagues. Together, we can do this. #EveryLittleHelps

From this Sunday, and every following Sunday, all Tesco stores (except Express stores) will prioritise a browsing hour before checkouts open for NHS workers. Because now, more than ever, #EveryLittleHelps. For your local store opening hours see tesco.com/store-locator

This is a Special public service announcement: #GhostTown2020 🕴 feat. Boris Johnson Enjoy, share the message, and most importantly #StayHomeSaveLives

Hey Just Eat UK did someone forget to set the clocks forward on your app? Ordered a takeaway for 7pm and it confirmed for 6pm.

The UK is now in the deepest recession in history x.com/BorisJohnson/s…

Absolutely fantastic night last night at Circus Extreme Halifax #circus #circusextreme

Welcome 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲, Cristiano Ronaldo 🔴 #MUFC | #Ronaldo

Brexit Britain: "I'd like to buy a pound of apples, a pound of bananas and 8 ounces of grapes please." "I'm terribly sorry, but we're completely out of fresh fruit."

Live footage of Boris refusing to leave 10 Downing Street!

Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people

HERE WE GO, GIVEAWAY! 🚨 Football is back and @MidniteFtbl are giving away: 🎮 3x PS5’s ⚽ 3x £100 PS credit 👕 3x Signed shirts of your choice Each bundle worth £1,500! 3 sets of prizes, 3 winners! To enter: 🔁 Like & Retweet this post ✅ Follow @MidniteFtbl

Rap rock icons Limp Bizkit are bringing their explosive live show to The Piece Hall this summer. The legendary American band will take to the stage in our historic courtyard on Saturday August 12. Read more here: thepiecehall.co.uk/event/limp-biz…