People who hate this cartoon will probably hate my other cartoons. Private Eye Magazine #JKRowling

It depresses me how much fellow political journalists are down-playing this - a dranatic story not just about Russia corrupting a British politician - as they've done in Germany & France - but also about the character judgement & relationships of Reform leaders Farage & Tice.

Pleasure has been all mine. No regrets 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

"The first day I met my producer, she said, “I’m a radical feminist lesbian.” I thought what would the Queen Mum do? So I just smiled and said, “We shall have fog by tea-time.” 🤣 The wonderful Patricia Routledge, as Kitty. RIP.

Bio updated 😎

The knights are drawing inn

If there's a Brit out there called Ian, you're in trouble.

Do you mean this or are you just playing Neville’s advocate?

I’ve been singing this in my head solidly for 20 hours now.

“He chose… poorly”

Bonnie Blue has gone down a lot in my estimation.

International break thoughts - this is one of the most underrated Prem goals ever

Why is Claudia Winklemann in my shed

He will retain his title of King Nonce

Me and atrophy

When was the last time the teams at the top and bottom of the Premier League were in their alphabetically correct positions? a. Who cares? b. Get out more c. Technically AFC Bournemouth should be ahead of Arsenal but whatever

Is it Mike Graham?

Presumably next to Trump’s White House ballroom will be a tiny cockroom.