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Things Rishi Sunak looks like: my garden sofa after I left it uncovered yesterday not realising it was about to rain for 24 hours

A pretty good day to bury bad news.

this, again

What we *should* have called #UnderParis, according to the people in our comments... 🦈🇫🇷

Election cycles are objectively bad, but at least they get Jim Waterson back on twitter.

🏆 HE’S DONE IT!!! Mark Cavendish 35th win in the Tour de France!!! 🏆 IL L’A FAIT !!! Mark Cavendish remporte sa 35ème victoire sur le Tour de France !!! #TDF2024

Watch this it’s fascinating - I asked James Timpson what he’d do about prisons and sentencing if he was in charge. He believes only a third of prisoners in jail should definitely be there. He’s now in charge of prisons (but not sentencing).

The life of an admin. #NEDENG

Give me so much more of this. My existential, metalhead, viking, 'unnecessarily rebuilds his golf swing after it just earned him a bajillion dollars' king.

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Jeff Goldblum reigns as Zeus in KAOS – an epic (and unhinged) struggle between gods, humans and everything in between. From the creator of The End of the F***ing World. Coming 29 August.

Mr. McMahon – a six-part documentary series chronicling the rise and fall of WWE's controversial founder – premieres 25 September. Here's your trailer...

"Thank you for trusting me to be your Martha. I will never ever forget her, or you. Or all this. It really means a lot. So thank you, Reindeer." — Jessica Gunning to Richard Gadd while accepting her Emmy for her performance as Martha in Baby Reindeer

most days I’m convinced this is the greatest moment in cinema

Keira Knightley is a spy out for vengeance. BLACK DOVES, a new 6-episode thriller also starring Ben Whishaw and Sarah Lancashire, comes to Netflix 5 December.

We found the video, baby reindeer! (Wait till the end)

A quick thread answering some questions you might have after watching #Adolescence… 🧵

The girl who sings at the end of Episode 2 is the actor who plays the victim, Katie Leonard. 😭 #Adolescence

New Merseyside Police statement on Liverpool incident "We would ask people not to speculate on the circumstances surrounding tonight’s incident on Water Street in Liverpool city centre. We can confirm the man arrested is a 53-year-old white British man from the Liverpool area."