turnstile luv connection

gotta love to see our tax dollars funding the most racist nursing home in america

the best part of this is that the dodgers have 3-5 other rings before ohtani if dave roberts wasn’t dog shit at his job ohtani is gonna bail him out and put him in the HOF

all timer

drake vs kendrick world series i’m riding with drake on this one 💯

bro is celebrating DEIwali with my sellout cousin kash see yall in valhalla 💔💔💔

best show of the year

I honestly don’t care if I get fired, I was apart of the Terry Rozier and Chauncey Billups gambling scandal. My name is Shohei Ohtani and I work for the Los Angeles Dodgers.

leave the hoopers alone chutiya, why don’t you take down the diddlers that you share an office with

THE WAY HER FRIEND BOL HAS ME IN ACTUAL TEARS LMFAOOO😭😭😭

i’m so unc i’m sitting here looking out the window talking about “damn we needed this!”

“pro life”

cancelling yourself after cancelling cancel culture

bro stays kekeing at jokes when he’s on 1B too 😭✌🏽

i am not personally invested in the NYC mayoral race, but literally every fellow brown person is my 1. cousin 2. uncle or 3. aunt blood relations be damned

i’m sowwy that the team with the highest CBT payroll by a fucking mile is tired