A thread of some of the best and funniest tweets from non-league clubs This is gonna be good🧵

Just had to visit Glasgow's best chippy and the scene of one of the greatest lines, ever. A wee guy sat the table next to me with a huge plate of fish and chips, says to the owner... "I really shouldn't be eating this with what I've got." "Why, what have you got?" "Forty pence."

Wonderful hear the sublime Oh Lori by The Alessi Brothers on BBC Radio 6 Music Brings back memories of eating my porridge listening to Wogan before going to school. #proustian

*POLICE SQUAD THEME*

STARMAN JONES One of the first, and most important pieces of advice David Bowie ever gave me - and this was in the early 1990s - was to make sure I noted down the names of secretaries and assistants I came into contact with. This would help me later, he explained, when I needed

Very happy to have won with the parsnips. Three showsand three wins with my new variety RMW02. Best thing of all Smithy Veg came Second!!

Yep. Fair summary of the second half so far. #MCIARS

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

Sensi remains the greatest football game of all time, and one of the all time great video games.

Happy 79th birthday to Bryan Ferry - still fighting against injustice in the English football league pyramid.

Tom Courtenay pictured with Topsy Jane on the hills above Bradford, Yorkshire 1962 filming 'Billy Liar' in the city.

“I think he’s talking to you…”

R.I.P. Maggie Smith. Seen here on the Parkinson show with Kenneth Williams, reading one of John Betjeman's poems (Death In Leamington) to Betjeman himself.

When you're Roger Moore's stunt double in the morning and filming Carry On Again Doctor in the afternoon

Last one of the year👇👇👇👇

This tickled me

I know people are leaving Twitter, but the algorithms also seem to be mysteriously (or not so mysteriously) working against some of us. I know that some followers of mine have somehow automatically unfollowed me (without them doing that), and that my posts are hidden or buried. I

Roy Cropper enjoying himself in the Leicester away end at Southampton today😂👏

They really were getting on my nerves that day

What a treat to see (and meet!) Miranda Sawyer at the Ilkley Literature Festival last night. Loads of pop chat, ‘80s & ‘90s memories and shared love of Smash Hits and Select. Book looks blummin’ ace...