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Robert Wilkinson

@robertwlk

Retired & novel writer. Enjoy a laugh. Detest PC/woke crap. Love my family & westies. NO DM's or porn.
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It isn't a real party unless some drunken idiot makes a fool of himself by walking face first into a closed glass sliding door. I'm fine by the way.

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Apparently, putting alka seltzer into your mouth and walking into Tesco shouting ' the virus has mutated!' is not considered amusing by shoppers or management.