eos should hire someone to patrol the floor and kick out anyone who smells like in n out onions

if you like more jelly than peanut butter on ur pb&js fuck you

"will you ever leave me if things get hard?" me: i might

It’s crazy as soon as you be like “I want more for myself” God be like “bout time nigga” and start changing everything.

2 new Cudi jams tn!!!

My toxic trait is I genuinely think I could walk up to a lion and they would sense my wonderful vibes and not attack me

someone need to make paper pots and pans i’m sick of doing these damn dishes

oklama.com

ong bruh 😂😂

NEVER

u gotta munch when she drippen fruit punch

i did not wait this long kendrick to drop this weak ass album where’s ashton kutcher

ain’t nothing more annoying than the song that first plays every MUTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN TIME I GET IN THE FUCKING GOD DAMN CAR

nothing better than a favs burrito and cherry pepsi when ur hungover

“that’s why i curl 30s so i can hang w 10s on the weekends” -bonah

if my gf doesn’t think she’s gonna finish her plate she saves all the best bites to give to me when she’s done 🥰 #getyouamaddy

ain’t no body look dumber than someone sweating in a hoodie like bro take that shit off

i love my gf so much she so perf