The real chad is the guy who takes the tariff hit and doesn't even blink

Trump announces tariffs, stock market dumps, fartcoin goes up 13%. Trump pauses tariffs, stock market pumps 10%, fartcoin goes up 50%. Find me another investment that's up 100% over the past week. Phenomenal tech. Fartcoin is the future. Bum Farto said so. Dip Wheeler

I was initially triggered when I read Parker's tweet this morning. I've been talking about Triffin's dilemma on TFTC for years and misleading my audience. Parker is right. The IMF explains it on their website. The money printing has always been Triffin's solution.

You guys don't understand, I need fartcoin to go up exponentially so I can have BTS perform at my birthday party this year

Between 2012-2024, housing prices declined 99.99% for people smart enough to use #Bitcoin as money:

Jack Mallers: "We want our shareholders to get wealthier in #Bitcoin terms."

Announcing Twenty One: xxi.money Twenty One is a #Bitcoin-native company and the ultimate vehicle for capital markets to access #Bitcoin We intend to leverage capital markets to maximize #Bitcoin ownership per share (BPS) & pioneer #Bitcoin-native financial tools

SOMA just stepped in for $20.4B They don’t even hide it anymore. That’s the Fed directly funding the Treasury. No middlemen. No delay. Just printer go brrr = on schedule. You’re watching monetary capture in real time: • Nobody wants this trash at 3.7% • Primary dealers

New Hampshire becomes the first U.S. state to establish a strategic #Bitcoin reserve. Governor signs HB 302 into law.

Lmao

Time is Money.

Strategy will own $70T of #Bitcoin in 20 years, making it by far the most valuable company in the history of the world. Bitcoin Treasury Companies will hold 50% of all BTC, way more than most Bitcoiners are prepared for. THREAD on why... and a personal announcement 🌙😄

Went to Vegas for the Bitcoin conference, ended up at the Titanic museum. Bitcoin can wait. Titanic needs me

The fact that people are able to make millions from something called Fartcoin is hilarious and amazing and makes me certain that we live in some sort of beautiful simulation

Why have a job when you can have fartcoin

Real estate agents should not exist I should be able to go on Zillow, add a house I like to my cart, and checkout with bitcoin.

JUST IN: U.S. Director of Federal Housing orders mortgage providers to accept Fartcoin when assessing creditworthiness.

If I told you there’s a clothing brand made entirely in the USA...not underpaid kids in offshore sweatshops...using sustainable organic fabrics dyed with avocado skins, pomegranate peels, and carrot tops…would you be interested? Or would you rather keep wearing polyester

Wearing GROCERIES -- made in the USA from organic cotton, dyed with carrot tops and pomegranate peels (I went to the factory and can confirm). If you won’t eat pesticides, why would you wear them???

It's this brand, btw GROCERIES