Live footage from inside the courtroom when the verdict was read: youtube.com/watch?v=YVz211…

I liked Eric better when his name was Happy! Patton Oswalt

find it bizarre that the call to stop arming israel is framed as extreme far left demand. Thatcher put arms embargo on israel that lasted 12 years after 1982 invasion of lebanon. Blair did the same after slaughter of Palestinians in 2002. hardly poster children of the far left.

It's the Star Trek on Paramount+ Klingon retcon. #discovery

When I was a teenager I made a pipe out of a dill pickle once...This feels full circle to me somehow...

Just a reminder, this is probably who you’re getting mad at online.

Listening to white folks blithely talk about pushing Biden off a cliff, skipping over Harris, and trotting out some white person like ain’t nobody gonna notice that is some *hilarious* shit. Some of y’all need to phone a friend. A black one.

Fuck Biden, where was this guy during the debate. I can't believe he is happening again.

I just published a Project 2025 /Abortion explainer at the newsletter and the main takeaway is this: Their plan isn’t about ending abortion, it about forcing American women back into the home. Ending abortion is just one part of that broader strategy

Holy shit this weird ass dude is becoming completely unhinged

I hate them

When you call everything antisemitic nothing is antisemitic. And so many fucking things are actually antisemitic. Just stop.

Sure, he's not weird at all...

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Utterly brutal. Deserves 300,000 retweets.

You are using too much garlic and too much onion in your recipes. And I mean ALL of you...

Phew. This is practically perfect in every way. Get this on TV!

Elecrtic Massagers, so...exploding vibrators?

Things that bring me small amounts of joy...

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