JAYSON MF TATUM. 🥶

watching the iron giant tonight

one of the highest scoring fantasy teams in my league, first round of playoffs and my teams combined scored was less than Saquon Barkleys

“catch a fucking ball or go to outer space” Quentin Johnston:

I’ve been outside in Green Bay for 7 minutes, why do people live here

someone convince me it won’t be a Quentin johnson bounce back game

can’t believe I have to say this but don’t screen record someone’s work (mine) and use it to apply for a job you’re not qualified for

Idk I think it’s kinda bullshit Harry Potter earned 2nd in the water tournament during the goblet of fire, just purely off pity at that point

Bartenders be like " heres that receipt, i'll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar"

Golf clubs just got stolen from my driveway, I’ve been robbed twice this year 😂 can’t make this up

Would go CRAZY on a bagel

I’m still crying Caleb Williams texted the punter you’re not gonna be on the field that much

Dudes will have the worst day of their lives and just keep sending memes to the homies like nothing happened

know what, screw my parlay, I’m happy to see Bryce young playing well

not arguing with a woman with big brown eyes.. whatever you say princess

It’s time to have a conversation.

What am I supposed to do with this

Dude is being asked to play first base because his teammate broke every bone in his leg and he's acting like the Red Sox are asking him to join the military or something

LEGACY GAME