Loving this in the Metro's version of the Billy Smith story #Wandsworth

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Please can someone tell Taskmaster that tickets to TV show tapings should be free. Yes, even if these days at the end of the world where people pay to watch a podcast recording #justsaying

A prisoner serving an "unlawful" sentence in a UK jail is one of thousands who has no set release date. Speaking exclusively to Daily Express, his girlfriend talks about his fight to be free. IPP COMMITTEE IN ACTION Reform & Rebuild ✟ The Justice Gap @justicegap.bsky.social express.co.uk/news/uk/212804…

Tiredness is . . . thinking this man is Andy Parkes #journalism

I don't understand why this is still happening #SundayBrunch

Here's a question for Mieka Smiles next column

Nothing is certain in the world of cancer and operations, so it was interesting to read Nick Triggle et al reporting these things as if they are facts. Fingers crossed the patient will only be in hospital for one night, but it isn't a dead cert.

Putting things on my to-do list I’ve already done today just so I have something to cross off

I would like to draw Adam Toms's attention to this pie mashup at The Hoxton thehoxton.com/london/southwa…

HELP 🚨 Right… I’ve waited 6 years for my revenge. It is an eating trial up first… Vote for my dad right now on the app!

Wondering if Britpop Memories went to the White Door Festival back in the day (maybe 1996 or 1997). I didn't get there but seem to remember it was so-called cos it was a man's flat that had a white door. I think it was linked to this album ebay.co.uk/itm/2969826168…

I shared this photo a week or so ago on Mani’s birthday - It never failed to bring a smile to my face - and that was exactly the same for the man himself. One of the absolute best in every way - such a beautiful friend Love you Mani x x Never to be forgotten

All the celebrity cooking, living in the jungle, travel shows wouldn't be able to exist without the wonders of the Internet. Viewers need to be able to Google to work out who the f^ck the celebrities are.

Who wants a slice of my Waitrose & Partners pie?

Is it okay to miss the days when John McDonnell was Shadow Chancellor? thesun.co.uk/news/1794845/j… #Budget2025

Talking about prostate cancer might just be the best thing David Cameron has ever done. Read my latest for Daily Express express.co.uk/news/uk/213879…

Who does John Torode think he's talking to when he says stuff like "He's got to be sure the chicken's not dry" on #CelebrityMasterchef and recounts what people have just seen on an episode? If those bits were cut then the episodes could be done in 15 minutes.