I'm attending a funeral tomorrow. It's a good thing I tried on my suit, because nothing fits—I'm finally gaining weight. This should be a "yay" moment, but it comes at a sad time, and now I have to go shopping? Urghhhhhhhhhh. 😩

Mhmm. 💅

I learned about acclimatisation as a child. It pains me to know that grown adults with full internet access struggle to grasp such simple concepts.

Fucking hate this country.

Why are my notifications always broken?! 😑

Sorry. A redheaded woman turned up on a hippogriff and offered me an acromantula for the statistical data. I couldn't say no.

Fragmenting one's personalities of the past is common among survivors. Therapists teach it when patients are asked to speak to their inner child. I'm not defending Hendrix, I just know why she tailors her words this way.

I cannot simply cannot convey how much this "seahorse dad" bullshit gets under my skin.

Who cares? Amazing game, but anyone who really wanted to play it has already played it. PlayStation is slacking so bad, it's embarrassing. I haven't touched my PS5 all year.

I'd buy a clear case and preserve his art.

The TERFs and the TRAs are the same thing. 🤣

Celebrating the fact that I've gained just over 2 stone! Finally, finally, finally back to a healthy weight after almost 10 years of struggling! 🤘

Socialisation is extremely important for puppies. However, I get really annoyed when someone comes over while I'm actively training him to teach/reinforce bad habits. Then they have the audacity to look at me like I'm a bizarre asshole for telling them not to do it. 🤪

I had a really nice, chill, peaceful birthday, spent with my beautiful family. Celebrating 33 years of survival against the odds. I'm so grateful. Got some amazing news, too. 🥳💙

Transgender activists hold a mock FUNERAL for Harry Potter in a UK bookstore to protest against J.K. Rowling. “We are gathered here today to remember a long lost friend who is now gone. The lady who wrote this magical story…is now harming us.”

Stay safe. 🙃

Ohhhh I think feckin' not, matey! 🙄

Hmm... Hmm... 🔍

The answer is: No.

Sharing in support of my good friend.