i hope this email blows your head smoove off

thinking about this blanket concept:

Tell me why TRUTH SOCIAL is sending me some bullshit promo texts. Not emails. TEXTS. Man if you don’t get tf off my phone… #whowantsthat #somebullshitfr

Nah this is a NASTY idea. Fire the dev team that came up with this 💀

Fake mythology fans really get on my nerves. You’re telling me you don’t know every detail about the gigantomachy?? The madness of Ajax? The labors of Hercules? Come on… 🗿

Shin Ultraman is such an awesome movie fr #nobodycares #icaretho #goated

Are u kidding me

About to have a 3-day weekend and uhhh why isn’t this standard????? Like I’m so excited and I feel like I’ll have so much more time on my hands because of it. Fuck a 5-day work week. Give me 4 or even 3. Genuinely I’d probably be a better employee if I had more time to myself

my day was ok #whoasked