NFL is back that means I’m feining for a scorigami. Need it so bad

Crazy combo tonight from the homie #chipotnut

Congrats on the retirement to my day 1 guy. Been there through it all with you king!

First Anthony Rizzo, now Charlie Kirk. Can this day get any worse for the right?

Do not watch the close up video

Back & bi day essentials

Just lost to a sneaky golem and almost threw my phone at my professor. #shrink

Got a furry friend visiting me during my shit tonight. Vibes are high #shitting

Yeah, that tracks.

#expand the pledge car wash

Getting a library study room to play clash royale #cbtm

This Fox broadcast is ass

Playing clash royale except everytime they hit my tower I take a drink #cbtm

Buddy had to sit in a car seat on the way to the pregame #child

Band at the bar is playing Taylor Swift, #shrink these guys into oblivion

Anyone going to the game tonight I will buy your Yankees vest off of you and cover shipping. The business major in me requires possession of this beauty

Currently taking in my last few moments as an accounting major (I’m about to walk into a 3 hour+ intermediate test and I’m fearing for my life)

Absolute chills

I feel so American right now #FuckEurope

Rory Mcilroy on any high-leverage putt within 6 feet: