Apparently, an academic study recently found that swearing in Britain decreased by 27% between 1994 and 2014. This may explain why I am not everyone's cup of tea anymore. Cunts.

Couldn't make it up. The level of incompetence from anything this government touches is beyond words. thenational.scot/news/19535969.…

Mendy and Ronaldo in Manchester this weekend

Just wait til he finds out about airports!

Can't wait!

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I understand that this year’s John Lewis advert features a family who are evicted when they can’t pay their bills, forcing them to trudge the streets in search of warmth. But all ends well when they get to spend Christmas in Nadhim Zahawi’s stables.

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Our new leader. Always a good judge of character!

Subversive and dangerous tweet.

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Confirmed that man rushing queen's coffin was David Beckham. The moment got to him - shades of 1998 all over again. Control yourself David 😡

Big jump in online sales today. I wonder why?!

8th January and I just noticed I am still using 2024 when I write the date. Now, which documents have I been editing this week....?