You know why everyone hates you, #ttc? For one, you can't keep to a schedule. What's this leaving early all about?

fresh peaches are the reason i exist these days

Free donuts, coffee, and pizza. It's a good day.

There's a cool wind blowing in from the east... I'm sleeping, tonight!

It's the little things I've learned that make STW worth doing. Like discovering cats make better chalkboard erasers than actual erasers.

Dear working on Sunday, I like your pace. Not too busy for a change!

Blocked by Jesse Imgrund but I'm not sure why? Haven't posted much of anything, haven't messaged him or tagged him at all. I guess I'll miss the daily charts :/

Totally a man beside me drinking liquor on the subway. It smells.

@sarahpubes I will. And that's really all that matters.

"Baby It's Cold Outside" ranks as the third most terrible Christmas song. So, so creepy. #whatsinthisdrink #haveaveryroofiedChristmas

Enter LOTTO MAX #DARETODREAM to win tickets to an exclusive M E T R I C concert Sept 22! daretodreamlive.ca

@sarahpubes I thought you were only there for 2 weeks? I'll have to try and make it up if you're there for longer

@sarahpubes you're beautiful, and I had a good chuckle. Thanks BB!

Drinking in scarborough, what of it? Haven't been shot yet!

The future of corporate branding for the TTC? http://bit.ly/pXBo8D via redditTO (http://bit.ly/pDBRSQ)

So far, I'm quite enjoying having next vehicle arrival for buses. Because knowing is half the battle! #nextttc #ttc

@sarahpubes I think it's a sign... the epic battle against the TTC is nigh! #fuckthettc

Met the gorgeous Hannah Georgas tonight! Great show tonight in the beautiful city of ottawa! Hannah Georgas

Taking a go train for the first time... and it's supposed to be late. Lovely

Hipster farmers don't harvest crops because they're only cool when they're underground. postrandomonium.com/Post/304