If u think this response is anything but dismissive, you need to talk to more women

Wait for it to glow red and parry

“I’m like u, I’m no better than u”… it’s crazy how the media twisted the fuck outta his words, because I didn’t hear anything about black people in that statement

I miss when social commentary used to be either sprinkled in or alluded to, now it’s on the forefront of everything got damn thing

He really just flexed his family… I really don’t see 50 sitting at the table eating with anybody, not even g-unit, nigga come off as selfish and unloved

I can’t wait to see how long it takes before Tokon loses support or goes to another console because this ain’t it

Just told my wife “I put the thing over there so u can use it over here” and she knew just what I was talking about

2.5b spent will raise the gdp of whatever state your in, yall gotta stop just saying shit, jay z isn’t broke, he didn’t spend all of his money like u want him to

Feels like I’m suffering from sanity

Gotta do this

Left 4 dead is the greatest zombie game, full stop

This looking decent!

The next president I vote for gotta have a plan to make a million dollars worth a million dollars again

Why do we have to teach American politicians how the government works?

Gonna try it and if it’s good, see u on Tau Ceti

When yall done running immigrants out the country can we do corporations next?

By the 3rd time I’m sure your warrant expired like mine did, so just wrap it in a bath towel and cross the hell outta your fingers