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If you keep asking to do something with me and whenever I offer you say no, well then I’m just gonna stop asking

Fuck. And just like that 🫰……..the happy mania is gone and the depression is back 🙄

To admins who need to hear this PCU/IMC is NOT just code for “icu but with a worse nurse/patient ratio”

Phone rings for report from ER. *hears nothing but high pitched screaming in the background* “That’s my patient isn’t it?” ER “sorry. So yeahhhh….”

The amount of people who think they should never have any pain at all during hospitalization is INSANE. Like we aren’t trying to hurt you but uh yeah it’s a hospital. Some things might suck and be uncomfortable.

Alright ladies (not about RN job!) For anyone else in a male dominated field specifically working with boomer men, how the fuck do you get them to listen to you?! I mean like actually hear your opinions as valid and serious

You know it’s been a very bad code when you realize you have blood in your hair 🙃

Can we stop acting like nurses and doctors don’t know what they’re talking about. It’s 2025.

Patient actively trying to choke RN Resident “did you try to reorient the patient”

Hi! I don’t want to hear about all the men you fuck and all the details of your vagina when I’m just trying to chart at the nursing station

Some days my migraines are so bad I seriously contemplate drilling burr holes into my skull to relieve the pressure 😭

Day 2. Any new interns want to practice craniotomy on me?

The worst fucking part of your friends all being in their 50s-70s……they start dying on you. Fucking shit.

Whatever the fuck side of this app I’m on that shows me shit like this get me off

What makes me the go to relationship advice girly in the group? Friend - “well youre happily married!” Ma’am I assure you that that’s just a glitch in the matrix not anything that I’m doing correctly 😂😂😂

If you wondered how much of a ride or die I am I just set up my guest room at 10pm so my friend can drive 7 hours to my house to escape her abusive husband. I would have gone to pick her up but she was already in route to me

“Do you ever work?!” Yes. All the time. At night. When you’re sleeping so you wouldn’t know anyways