The entire United States rn:

I know my son did his best but this is definitely where Santa buys meth.

Boy, you know you’re in trouble when the gov calls you out… it’s like getting called to the principal’s office.

Had some cocktails lately. They were prettyyyy dope.

God this is golden.

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease

Finally watching The Bear. I feel many feels. Mostly grimy. Like you need a shower after an episode.

worrystonee.bsky.social Old Bridge is right by Cheesequake State Park. I think it makes sense that pasta grows in the woods there.

ODB and I butt heads over the window seat. If it’s a two-plane day, we swap out.

Reminder: We’re still going Taylor Ham at the World Cup. aonorthjersey.com

The #USWNT 🇺🇸📸

this.

Right down the middLe.

On my “it’s almost Halloween so let’s watch Harry Potter” bullshit.

🎶 WELL I'M MOVIN' ON UP! (MOOOOVIN' ON UP!) TO THE EAST SIDE! (OF MIDTOWN) TO A DEEEELUX APARTMENT IN THE SKYYYYYY! 🎶 📸: Shawn Reynolds

Championship games in Vegas, it just makes sense. 🏆 Good luck, Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers!

500 laxatives. A constant need to restock toilet paper. It’s all starting to make sense now. #PumpRules

Blue cheese > Ranch (except with pizza)