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Equal opportunity pet retweeter. Recovering omnishambles. Trying to be less angry. He/him.

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calendar_today13-04-2008 02:32:07

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Bloomfield's slow blink when asked if people should inject bleach to kill the coronavirus took 400 years. Welcome to 2420.

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Weed dealers assuming that Discord is a secure platform is the most hilarious example of misplaced OPSEC ever. thespinoff.co.nz/society/27-04-…

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1. Bernard. 2. Tiny friend, trash panda, my noodly friend, foolish cat, meow-meow, where ARE you, OW, DON’T, STOP EATING THE FUCKING PLANT YOU LITTLE SH x.com/Sarcasticluthe…

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Read all of this twice, and then once again give thanks that we are allowed to walk the same earth as Bec Shaw. abc.net.au/life/what-your…

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If this is "level 3", level 2 will presumably be at least ten strangers coming to your house every day to deliberately cough in your face.

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The single simplest thing Twitter could do to reduce the hostility of their user base is change the infantilising, passive-aggressive language of "see less often" into "don't show me this again."

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Until New Zealand passed the Abolition of the Death Penalty Act in 1989, being burned this savagely by a senior government minister was literally the end of your life. x.com/yardsoflenin/s…

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TFW you're trying to write a difficult letter and no matter how professionally you start the second paragraph keeps turning into "may a plague of locusts descend upon you and all of your foul works."