@[email protected] Also here is a throwback from when she was a kitten and discovered the magical warm box on the walk that she could sleep under

Australia is freaking out about the Covid app, meanwhile Facebook practically knows whenever you fart #covidsafe

Tiger King, NZ edition. x.com/davidfarrier/s…

Bloomfield's slow blink when asked if people should inject bleach to kill the coronavirus took 400 years. Welcome to 2420.

@[email protected] "Naive Bayes" is just a wonderfully self-referential term sometimes.

Weed dealers assuming that Discord is a secure platform is the most hilarious example of misplaced OPSEC ever. thespinoff.co.nz/society/27-04-…

1. Bernard. 2. Tiny friend, trash panda, my noodly friend, foolish cat, meow-meow, where ARE you, OW, DON’T, STOP EATING THE FUCKING PLANT YOU LITTLE SH x.com/Sarcasticluthe…

Read all of this twice, and then once again give thanks that we are allowed to walk the same earth as Bec Shaw. abc.net.au/life/what-your…

If this is "level 3", level 2 will presumably be at least ten strangers coming to your house every day to deliberately cough in your face.

The single simplest thing Twitter could do to reduce the hostility of their user base is change the infantilising, passive-aggressive language of "see less often" into "don't show me this again."

Until New Zealand passed the Abolition of the Death Penalty Act in 1989, being burned this savagely by a senior government minister was literally the end of your life. x.com/yardsoflenin/s…

TFW you're trying to write a difficult letter and no matter how professionally you start the second paragraph keeps turning into "may a plague of locusts descend upon you and all of your foul works."