you're laughing.. i told you a joke and you're laughing.. i love you

So… finally got some Labubus… got home and realized they were missing the iconic red bottoms! All that time and money for FAKES! Fml. Threw them in the trash and then lit the trash on fire

you've been dumped

mmm grapples

I think he posted this because he was told to, but secretly he’s gettin REAL excited he could be president soon... Probably been eyeing those oval office couches since day 1. “May every day be another wonderful secret” amiright JD

Today I didn’t do any journalistic work. I left the house to the market to find anything to eat. I found nothing. No one found anything. How do I enter the room of my family, how do i tell my mother, that they have to starve another night tonight? Tell me what should I tell them?

Today, after searching through every market I could find in Gaza, I finally came back to our tent with just one kilo of flour… We hadn’t had bread since yesterday. My wife Yara kneaded the dough and baked 11 small loaves. We ate some for lunch and saved four for dinner. But

sure just delete the load-bearing wall from your house lol

OPEN THE FUCKING GATES YOU MONSTERS!!!

We refuse to die, tell them we will stay here 🇵🇸🫂❤️‍🩹

i can’t prove it but i know 100% that elon musk and xai have instructed grok to create and operate hundreds of thousands of bot accounts to populate this website

BREAKING: White House confirms President Trump loves golden showers

it we keep talking about Epstein for like two more weeks I think we can get them to wheel the aliens out of Area 51

There’s a guy on my block who’s the designated nuisance, but i’m only kinda mad to be 2nd place. Like there was a cool construction sign and i wanted to steal it but i waited for cover of darkness— this bitch took it in broad daylight. I hate him

Remember when you dumb gullible motherfuckers thought you were going to get $5000 doge checks

if you're wondering why 'the dam has broken' on Gaza, it's simple. Israel carried out their final solution. It's done. Every town has been flattened, everyone still alive is experiencing a level of famine they can't come back from. Criticizing it now is too late. That's why.

Denim is ugly crap (i hear crowd getting mad so i change speed) and she should take it all off

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