I want to fight the ceo of xfinity in hand to hand combat. I’m sure I’ll lose but it would feel right.

If there’s one thing I love it’s a 2 hour long+ rise and fall video

Getting a bit distracted looking for the discreet penis on the og vhs cover of the little mermaid

There’s a real lack of gargoyles on buildings here. Let’s bring that back.

Going to the dentist is awesome if you have a humiliation kink

I need to carry one of these wherever I go and hide behind it when I’m scared

Ray just said the “sure does smell like up dog in here!” and really thought he was gonna cook

Laid eyes on a cybertruck for the first time and liked the way it looked

Happy Monday. I don’t wanna be surrounded by monitors. I wanna be free 💯

Temperature just shot up 12 degrees in the span of an hour

My version of DLC back in the day

DJ Clent feat. DJ Rashad - Rock The Boat (2010)

Ppl on Twitter: if you look at the left corner of his eye the iris diverges and also the light pattern is not consistent. This is AI.

Ppl on Facebook after seeing a pitbull praying at church with wings: Amen 🙏 how do you train your dog to do this send advise 🕊

The apex of cyber bullying

when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am

Taking a 3D tour of a home lol can yall move