everybody scream

not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys

Yall have different bodies than me because id need the building next door demolished as a distraction

Another Honcho post 🙄

never prepared for anything that comes out of vanjie’s mouth omfg😭

Nothing hotter actually

I have three holes for a reason

Oh she’s good….

bibles don't have Jorgeous

to do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill two birds with one stone let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire

how it feels to have laptop instead of phone screen time before bed

omw to the disgusting dive bar with touch tunes

Girl the LAST thing I want is my Sniffies on public display?! It’s a chop.

They must have locked Chris Olson back in the basement… she’s so late on this

this but with our bushes

Girl processing my return at the crocs store was mean to me for literally no reason

I’ve realized men ghost me bc they know I’m husband material and aren’t ready for alla that… they’d rather play around with some mid boy… it has nothing to do with me nor my personality defects. It’s all them. I’m perfect

At 2:17 in the morning Every bear Woke up Took off their cpap Walked downstairs And into the dark And they never came back