"I will be leaving with my head held high", says Boris Johnson with his hand down the back of his trousers. #PMQs

What an absolute fucking disgrace. Every single MP in there should be ashamed of how they behave as ‘professionals’

Fuck you La Niña

Why Scomo was sacked from Tourism Australia - mainly because no one trusted him. Hands up who is shocked by this news? theage.com.au/national/i-was…

An absolute disgrace

Why doesn’t Australia Post ring the bell for a delivery!! Stop taking my fckin parcels to the post office! I’m literally here all day.

Sydney Twitter - where can we sign condolence books in the city? #QueenElizabethII

How is #QueueForTheQueen not just called #QueueE2?

Where can you get a PCR test these days in Sydney /Redfern ?

What was that last bit of music played in the procession? #queensfuneral

We’re about to kick off the mediaweek Power 100 lunch at the Crown, Pearl Ballroom. Stay up to date via Twitter & Instagram (@mediaweekaus) throughout the day. #MW100

Meet some of our MW Agency 50 List GroupM APAC MediaCom Australia Mindshare APAC Wavemaker ANZ #MW100

Hey Apple Support stop recategorising apps in App Library. Plus, The entire feature is useless if you can’t customise it. Its less convenient than manually creating my own folders #organisationobsessed

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How does someone watch the Super Bowl WITH the good US ads in Australia these days? #SuperBowlLVII #Super Bowl

I do not mind if you bring your young children to restaurants, but if you want it amuse them with videos on an iPad that’s cool - but for the love of God bring headphones. I DO NOT want to listen to nursery rhymes over dinner

How are there two Hollywood sci-fi movies called Interstellar? And why did Matt Damon do two space films back to back? Whyyyyy?

Came here to say ‘Thread me’ after barely tweeting for months. Ended up tweeting! But thread is good. #thread

I bought the w wrong ticket by mistake And There is no way to change a ticket type on the trainline app and no alternative method offered. Is the only way to buy another additional ticket? What a scam

Worth logging in to twitter for the first time in years to retweet my prophesy from 2018. Dutton is Salad Fingers. Don’t let this temu trump become PM #Election2025