Okay, Reid, find yourself a nice comfortable chair and have a seat.
Are you sitting comfortably? Good.
Now take this piece of mental floss, and give yourself a vigorous cleaning between the ears, so you'll have room for a simple explanation of how human beings work.
See,
I haven’t done a GIVEAWAY in some time, let’s change it:
I am giving away one signed art print of my favorite #Bitcoin artwork in terms of meaningfulness.
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