Main tanha tha, main tanha hun Tum aao to kya, na aao to kya — Obaidullah Aleem

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“हम सिर्फ़ भारत को बर्बाद करने आये हैं”

UAE based Actors on my TL ! Audition call youtu.be/Bi4Vo9UW3Ao?si…

When exactly did ‘phir’ quietly morph into ‘fir’? Was there a secret meeting where ‘F’ decided to overthrow ‘P,’ and I missed the memo? It’s like ‘F’ slipped in, all casual, acting like we wouldn’t notice the linguistic coup 🙄

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A 48-year-old Dalit man, Ramesh Chand, allegedly commits suicide in Kasganj after being beaten and humiliated by police for sitting on a chair at a local Ramlila Read more🔗toi.in/PSWmoY #Delhi #Ramlila #UttarPradesh

No bakery beats Burma Biscuit Co. If you know one, I’m all ears.

Ek Hain To Safe Hain

On Saturday nights, when this list appeared in a senior’s hands, chills ran down our spines. Found this from 1998 – my first year at AMU. It’s a handwritten list by our seniors, recording the freshers in our hostel for the infamous ‘intro’ sessions.

Paon sarju mein abhi Ram ne dhoye bhi na the; ki nazar aaye yahan khoon ke gehre dhabbe/ paon dhoye bina sarju ke kinare se utThe; Ram ye kehte hue apne dwaare se utThe/ Rajdhani ki fiza aai nahin raas mujhe; 6 december ko mila 'doosra banwaas' mujhe. — Kaifi Azmi

Shoutout to McVitie's , the real MVP of Christmas! Holding down the fort until Amazon.ae decides to show up. 🍪📦 #CrunchBeforeTheGift #SecretSanta on budget 😂

Kahani khatm hui aur aisi khatm hui / Ke log rone lage taliyan bajate hue. History will be kinder to you Sardar Ji. Thanks for the integrity. Alvida !!

68/100 — All India Bar Exam 👍

Mujh pe tu khol bichhadne ke favaid saare / tujh pe main hijr ke sab sood o ziyan kholunga Tu hi ek shaqs hai qisse mein ilava mere / tujh se bhi raaz chupaya to kahan kholunga

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Humko kya … tumhare bachche Phir ko Fir bol ke jindagi gujaar rahe hai. Ismein tumhara seena foolta hai to foole. Saanu ki ? 🙄 #Urdu #UrduLanguage

And Vish Guru will go and purchase overpriced military equipments from him.

Happy Holi

Eid Mubarak