“If you release the Epstein files, I’ll jump!”

Superman begins working for Lex Luthor

The Trump/Kennedy Center would be a fitting name honoring our two presidents with brain damage.

VeggieTales is about to drop an episode showing Bob in conversion therapy.

They fired the CDC Director, so they could afford Star Lord. Check out my entire Hard Drive article below to learn more.

Where is Trump? Has anyone tried looking for him on the Epstein list yet? #whereistrump

Trump is alive and unwell. #whereistrump

Did they put a Melania double in a fat suit? #whereistrump

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-…

Matt Damon is awfully quiet about this Jimmy Kimmel stuff. I wonder why?

Wait you guys could afford Disney+?

An obedient Jon Stewart offers a refresher on the rules of free speech (White House-approved) in the wake of Jimmy Kimmel's suspension

Wow! The last time Ted Cruz and I agreed on something was when he and I both liked the same tweet.

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-m…

I can’t wait to watch! - Trump

I need some Tylenol.

If you think the White House demolition is bad, just wait until you see what Trump’s doing to the Lincoln Bedroom.

I asked the White House the tough questions about Trump’s AI video of Harry Sisson.

If you think the demolition at Trump’s White House is bad, just wait until you see what he’s doing to the Lincoln Bedroom.

Chauncey Billups and Terry Rozier finding out they’re going to prison for gambling instead of the MLB.