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When your kid is not a reader 😑 Got this for my 10yo nephew. It was sitting under a pile, so only the word 'Men' was visible in the title. Her: You got him 'No Country for Old Men'? Me: How is that suitable for a child??! Her: Oh, I thought it was a comedy about retirees

When your kid is not a reader 😑
Got this for my 10yo nephew. It was sitting under a pile, so only the word 'Men' was visible in the title. 
Her: You got him 'No Country for Old Men'?
Me: How is that suitable for a child??!
Her: Oh, I thought it was a comedy about retirees
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The continuing demand for feet pics in these depressed economic times makes me think I picked the wrong side hustle🤔

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Explaining mental health conditions and symptoms to older generations (let alone from another culture) is so damn tricky. I keep thinking about that TikTok skit with the ‘azn parent’ that goes, “You got house, food & job, what you depressed for?”

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"Which TV mom is like your mum?" Kid: Hmm... One of these moms is who I thought she was gonna pick. The other one is who she actually picked.

"Which TV mom is like your mum?"

Kid: Hmm...

One of these moms is who I thought she was gonna pick. The other one is who she actually picked.
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The cool thing about visiting barristers is that they operate out of ‘chambers’ and I go there wondering if Snape will give me detention.

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It was an immense pleasure to be the first guest for Season 2 of The Dramione Effect Podcast. The episode is up now on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. If you're not already subscribed, I highly recommend it. This sesason is 🔥! open.spotify.com/episode/74IBGU… podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

It was an immense pleasure to be the first guest for Season 2 of The Dramione Effect Podcast. The episode is up now on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. If you're not already subscribed, I highly recommend it. This sesason is 🔥!

open.spotify.com/episode/74IBGU…

 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
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Which stories hurt you? I'm writing a thing on the stories that made you cry, that left you dehydrated from all the pain leaving your body via your tearducts. Don't be shy. Drop names. I'm talking/taking ALL MEDIUMS (fics, books, comics, shows, music, poetry, art etc).

Which stories hurt you?

I'm writing a thing on the stories that made you cry, that left you dehydrated from all the pain leaving your body via your tearducts. Don't be shy. Drop names. I'm talking/taking ALL MEDIUMS (fics, books, comics, shows, music, poetry, art etc).
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Our Valentine's Day fic might be late (we got an extension, it's all my fault 🥲), but there are over 20+ other teams, all of whom published their work already! Check it out: instagram.com/thedramionearc… Rest assured Team Biscoff will make the wait wortwhile!

Our Valentine's Day fic might be late (we got an extension, it's all my fault  🥲), but there are over 20+ other teams, all of whom published their work already! Check it out: instagram.com/thedramionearc…
Rest assured Team Biscoff will make the wait wortwhile!
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Uni O-week is a hotbed of college romance plot ideas. The Young Entrepreneurs booth is next to the Socialist Alliance & the (not quite 6’5) blond blue-eyed baby finance bro is blushing & flustered because the Marxist spitfire just offered him a flyer to attend their rave.