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Me when I hang out with the door staff.

Tony award winner Darren Criss And to think I first saw him in that Harry Potter musical

TONY AWARD WINNER NICOLE SCHERZINGER?!?!?!!!!!!! Loosen up those mf buttons

Me in ballet: sister I’m sickled

Today I’m bothered by the sheer amount of gays that don’t give a fuck about queer culture despite all of the activities they do only being available because someone fought for their right to get G’d out and ran through at horse meat disco. Happy Pride. Learn Queer history.

i'm a killah and boy you're gonna die tonight killah killah killah killah

"dont you get tired of being alone?" me being alone:

It would be so cute to do something fun with friends for my birthday or to be surprised with something fun by friends for my birthday. My birthday on August 8th, a Friday.

Mmmmm Daddy has a BPM of 124 which 9/10 scientists agree is the perfect BPM for sex music. The 10th doctor doesn’t get laid.

Replace “hold your hand” with “hoy minoy” in the Beatles song. Just do it.

I’m minding my own business and then boom I get a notification from Celia Light that ruins my day

The one photo I took today didn’t save fml

Eat it up bitch

People upset about his demeanor. Mama this is nyc. This is calm.

“She’s turning 30” bitch just say she died

One more drop before midnight?

Let me see if I have this right… You have never: Recorded/Written music Choreographed a group number Filmed a TV Show But you’re on Twitter talking shit about the Kings who did? Get a life. Support other artists. Their success is OUR success. Let’s be a community for once.

Apparently barebacking and raw dogging (going about your day with no technology) is a new trend amongst straight people. I’m convinced someone caught their closeted husband texting about butt stuff and he tried to pretend it was a trend, now here we are.

I lowkey hate talking in clubs/bars without a microphone. I want you to HEAR ME I don’t want to shout.