More Palestinians have now been massacred simply lining up for food than the total number of civilians killed on October 7

"are you busy tomorrow?" my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you're about to give me

i'm obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets like oh you thought i was done

“They trauma dumped on me” …you mean your friend talked about something difficult in their life?

nobody has ever wanted this coffee machine than me and i must….HAVE IT…..BUT ITS A $1000 BAMBOOZLING DOLLASSSS….why

i’ll think i don’t have any parental issues and then meet my parents after a year and go like….yeah no

maybe the reason why i feel so down is because im not releasing my rage on twitter like i used to

Because it's not nice and people will be hurt by it and no longer trust you? What do you even mean man?

waiting for the colder/cozy season for the first time because this time i’ll get to spend it with him

just saw a $10k couch being sold for $2k on fb marketplace because the wife didn’t like the colour #goals

people gotta learn the concept of intersectionality bro wtf

nastiest thing you can do is judge a person for how they grieve

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

Some things are so far removed from my reality that I physically cannot imagine it

i haven’t been reading, i haven’t been cooking, i haven’t been taking care of myself, what’s going on

big girl apartment 2 month update: i have never know so much peace

“you have good advice” yeah because i have FUCKED AROUND and FOUND OUT SO FUCKING MUCH

i have been living like a grandma i like this life