Imagine being AstraZeneca. Heroically you develop a vaccine. You’ll sell it to poorer states at cost price. You’re Anglo-Swedish. Your CEO is French. And the EU rubbishes your product and then, before even approving it, demands you betray your other customers.

I Can’t believe I’m wishing away the next twelve weeks of my life until I’m due for my second Covid jab

Love this..... always find a reason to smile. Thanks An Garda Síochána Garda Info for this and for all the work you continue to do through #COVID19

I'm agnostic on the issue of whether extraterrestrial life exists, but if we come across any in the next couple of years, Liz Truss will probably sign a trade deal with them.

You help them out in two World Wars and they threaten to turn the friggin lights out......

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Whichever one of the leadership contenders win, can it be just somebody, who plainly admits when they get it wrong, instead of making excuses and covering up, that’s so much worse. We’re all human

Dear Liz Truss / Rishi Sunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet. I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's The Martin Lewis Money Show Live discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.

The Traitors is just brilliant

Starmer at PMQs attacking the government over the attempted ‘cancellation’ of Gary Lineker. When he starts speaking up for JK Rowling and the Batley schoolteacher, I’ll perhaps start giving a damn.

I wish Guy Fawkes would come back to life just so we can show him Fireworks Night. “See that, Guy? That’s about you.” “You’re kidding?” “Yep.” “It was over 400 years ago!” “I know.” “Do you do a night like this for anyone else?” “No, just you. Here, have a sparkler.”