I’M DYING Andy Mondello this is me😂😂😂😂

have I been taking myself on a weekly date to the Chick-fil-A, Inc. drive thru? yes. It’s my highlight of 2020. 🍟🥤🍗 ( WHY ISNT THERE A NUG EMOJI?!?)

YEEESSS

I entered this Kelsea Ballerini #sweepstakes on #tunespeak. Follow the link below to enter & help me win. tnspk.co/2cG6nVg

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Give us this record so we can prepare 😍😭😭😭

Kelsea Ballerini Now all that I can say is “bat”er luck next time 😂😂🎤

COUNTIN’ DOWN THE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon

... Carrie Underwood for Entertainer of the Year.

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

Or I’m like “wait why aren’t they wearing a mask” 🙃

HEY! Grabbed this from the merch store and I wanna give it away! For a chance to win, retweet this tweet and follow me! If you’re account is private, I won’t see your retweet so drop a comment in the thread. I’ll announce the winner Sunday!

I just wrote a review on MLB Jam Phillies Harper And Hoskins yotpo.com/go/8hIZxDHg via Yotpo

Girls on the bachelor at 24 vs me watching the bachelor at 24 #TheBachelor

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Nike has unveiled their first hands-free shoe: the Nike GO FlyEase.

Big game giveaway! Giving away a $50 gift card to EmilyRoggenburk.com RT to enter! + today is the last day of our “We Made To Much Sale” gear up for next season with discounts on our top designs! 🏈