Best fans in the world ❤️

Thanks to the amazing packed out crowd at The Hollywood Bowl last night. Everything was perfect. A beautiful evening in the most iconic venue in the world. I enjoyed it even more than last time although it was still just as surreal.

Unofficially, I may have broken my own world record. Stay tuned Guinness World Records 🤞#Mortality

A massive thank you to everyone who bought a ticket to The Hollywood Bowl & to everyone who tried. Many of the seats were thousands of dollars but I do always try to spend your money well 😂 business.ticketmaster.co.uk/press-release/…

Luckily, science doesn't give a fuck what you believe.

My Grammy Medallion for Armageddon just arrived. I’ll be wearing that down the disco tonight.

Still one of my favourite ever news headlines 😂

Pure Joy

Have you ever walked into a room but then forgotten why?

Dutch Barn 👍

Look at my beautiful cat…contemplating murder 😂

That time I roasted Peter Griffin 😂

“like squeezing into a tin of spam”

Thanks to everyone who complained about this trailer and even signed a petition to get #Armageddon removed from Netflix. You helped it win a Golden Globe & become the most watched special in the world 😂

Politics

I know I spend most of my time on here selling you tickets for my tours & Dutch Barn Vodka, but don’t forget my other venture…water. It’s a genius product made from oxygen & hydrogen and it helps you live. Good for the ocean too.

No one listens to me 😂

I absolutely loved writing stand up for Brian Gittins. We actually filmed about 20 minutes but cut it down to the bare essentials 😂

I did this cameo for a laugh when I was visiting the set. It wasn’t in the script & there was no rehearsal. We just filmed 2 idiots ad libbing. What a fun morning.

I actually nearly choked at one point 😂