It must feel so nice to be a monkey, you can just take stuff when you want it

Probably the first in my bloodline to read these particular words strung together

to do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill two birds with one stone let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire

cleaning rave at my place today. you pay 1000 for entry and then clean my house with others.

they should host an ikea rave so we can all pretend to be homeowners for two hours

Pretty crazy how Her (2013) accurately predicted fashion and weird relationships with AI girlfriends in 2025, the year in which the movie is set.

you absolute beauty

Calling the corners

"can i send u money?" isme puchne wali konsi baat hai

you're allowed to hate twilight but you're not allowed to hate this scene

Mujhe dhup dekhni hai is barish se preshan hu mai

you could be living on your last 250 rs and here comes SBI taking that away for atm maintenance

questions i will ask when it goes quiet on facetime

Those 18 months when good flippin burgers used to be unbelievably good

donate share

do you guys think amir khusrau and nizamuddin ever kissed each other?

same people who would say “protests never help” held one for the dogs and saw how it actually helped

chalo bhai joey vs chandler walo ko new prompt mil gya