Having to download an app for every little thing is ruining my life bro like let me just pay for parking like a normal person

Michael Jackson really got in the studio and said you ain’t my bitch and that ain’t my kid hehe wooohoooo 😭😭

My entire month of Sept is baby showers & wedding showers. Yall need to calm downnnnn 🤣

I just drank two of these and now I’m responding to everyone’s Instagram story like they sent it to me personally

we need to stop normalizing three years between seasons of television

😭 this interaction lives rent free in my head

I want target to know that any time they lock up a product I start buying it somewhere else that doesn’t

This why you gotta have a mean friend in the group at all times.

It should be illegal for airlines to price gauge for cities trying to evacuate a hurricane. 1100$ for a one way ticket out? corporate rich people are the worst people on earth idc what anybody says, evil asf

The weather needs to choose a season & stick with it

My fav thing is seeing different drs for the same issue & being told something completely different by all of them & then just choosing who I want to believe 😁

Highly considering throwing my couch away because my kids treat it like the trampoline park

No means no, Sean.

When you’re dying of a sinus infection & wake up to 3 men banging on your roof at 7am that were supposed to come last week 🥰

Not having any condition or illness that requires constant medication

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hi. um. so. i just bought paper towels, toilet paper, and trash bags and the total was fifty one (51) united states dollars. someone needs to do something immediately.

literally everyone deserves to go out for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, bills & have a lil left over for savings no matter what job they do. why is that so absurd to some people?