The only ribs 😤🥵 I’m in the mood for 🔥🍗 are the ones 🍖🥩 by Lorde 😔

New Jersey is compromised solely of Philly suburbs and NYC suburbs. There is nothing else in the state I’m sorry I dont make the rules

Restaurants really opening up to people much quicker than I ever could

Just tried KFC in Kentucky expecting it to be better than a KFC in literally any other state and it somehow was worse

This is who Boys by Charli XCX is about

People out here saying “wearing a mask is a sign of weakness” and forget about this guy taking control of Gotham while doing it

So this is how we’re kicking of season 7 of 2020 I guess trib.al/Dp5W7j2

I am struggling to accept my fate of looking like Martin Kove in karate kid. Please don’t talk to me for 5-7 business days

Life is like a Jimmy John’s Unwich®, no matter which way you flip it, the bread is never there 😔

I just want to find something that is universally praised and/or agreed upon so that I can make a giant groupchat dedicated to being an echo chamber for said thing and we can all live in peace

Y’all worried about the 1% when you should be worried about the 2%

If you refuse to truthfully answer your daily health check because “you don’t want to go into isolation” I hope that you’re happy with sending the rest of campus into isolation when that inevitably backfires on you

This is getting out of hand

sometimes i think that i don't have any minnesotan ~quirks~ but then someone says "duck, duck, goose" and i go feral

The fact that none of my professors were informed that it was restoration week should give you a pretty good idea of how restoration week is going

What if the ‘ was used to refer to yards instead of feet so people were walking around being 1’32” instead of 5’8”

Got the "bat signal" that ND Fire Dep't was rescuing a duck. I got there just as they finished. Little guy got tangled in a fishing lure. Nice save, NDFD!