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Internal Taurus monologue passing an ex on the street: since you left I've taken up pottery, gone on safari, and learned Italian. Idiot.

i've become an artist at making a monster out of the people who were once almost lovers.

when ever i see "ri" on someones twitter i get so confused for like .5 seconds because i think it's about me i hate my life

my question is how do all of you people stay up until 4am, it's literally 9:30 and i'm ready to go to bed

Sorry, I don't go outside if the temperature is less than my age

all i want in life is to perform cell block tango

it's 8:41am and eliza has already cried 4 times

"what's your cats name, princess mittens?"

when you go to dunkin without makeup on and two people ask you if you just woke up

my mom and my brother are having a conversation downstairs and all i hear is my mom say, "do you think riley would want to go to space?"

It's the shortest day, longest night of the year. Hope you're sleeping with someone you're into even if it's yourself.

i mean i guess im glad mercury is in retrograde... now i have something to blame all of my problems on

i asked my mom for a kitten so she got me a furreal friend cat

why is everyone all of a sudden a photographer