We finally have a heavily promoted book on this important topic.

But there are more than 12 hidden risks, including it being full of bollocks, having been written by a serial plagiarist and liar, and seemingly published without being fact-checked.

What will you choose?

Secretary of State for Lanyards

Having a Blue Buck before launching into the Comox Valley International Film Festival. Films from across Canada, plus the USA, Europe and Iran.

Thinking of rainbows. #caturday

From Liz Truss’s memoirs.

“A last-minute phone call came in from my daughter, Liberty, calling on me not to resign from the middle of her school playing field.”

A grape rolled under the wine fridge. When I hoiked it out, I also found an old cat-toy mouse we got with a bottle of Felicette wine. Sputnik was so grateful to have it back he kept bringing it to bed to thank me.

You do wonder if he’s ever had anything against a woman.

Artistic idioms often originate in imitation and ritualised sacrifice.

I do like a well-designed book cover…

Requested a review copy of a book on a popular subject by a very well-respected academic, published by a very long-established British university press.

Was told that “this is an academic title and does not have a publicity campaign.”

So, you’re not expecting to sell many?

I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

Bond answers his mobile: 'Ah, M. I was just heading off into the bush.' bbc.com/news/world-us-…

Yeah, you’re going to have to narrow it down a bit.

I could see immediately that the Middleton photo had been manipulated.

Her arms are way too short and the colour of the sleeve doesn’t match the rest of her coat.

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RIP David Bordwell. One of the great film scholars, with an amazing range of work - just scan the tags on his and Kristin Thompson’s invaluable website to see the topics they covered. davidbordwell.net/blog/

Fortunately, nobody has ever been able to hear it properly.

British humour trending

Santa’s Grotto stories arrive ten months early.

Or three months late.

Films have been rubbish since 1927.