please go watch LOCKWOOD AND CO! they are literally two unhinged idiots in love AND I WOULD DIE FOR THEM

Growing up I was convinced that my adult life would involve so many dance battles to settle arguments and brushes with death at the hand of miss quicksand herself. So far there’s been…none.

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My husband gives people the thumbs down instead of flicking them off from the car. He reports that the thumbs down makes people even more mad.

Parenting is a breeze….. Sleep when baby sleeps Eat when baby eats Cry when baby cries Do laundry when baby does laundry Wash dishes when baby washes dishes Vacuum when baby vacuums

watching stranger things on an 80s tv is my ultimate life goal btw

16 year old me would walk directly into the ocean if she saw 33 year old me using the nosefrida

Watching Bluey and not to get political but…I can’t stand Muffin

Llama llama red pajama Mama needs a vacay to the Bahamas

My husband wanted to spice things up so I got a different brand of frozen lasagna for dinner tonight

Marriage is so fun bc I just explained the Selena Gomez/Hailey Beiber drama and my husband responded by telling me how rainy and windy it’s going to be tomorrow 🥰🥰🥰🥰

the first trailer for stranger things s3 was such a cinematic masterpiece omg

Jimmy showed love to Pau on his retirement night 🙏 (via NBA)

Sorry I have to go…my Haakaa needs to be emptied and I’m fresh out of windi gaspassers and I have to put a new filter in the nosefrida and I can’t find the shusher and I need to refill the brezza. Thanks for understanding.

Please. I beg of you… stop making me fall back only to have me spring forward. It’s not good for my mentals.

Dallas Cowboys scout Chris Vaughn was emotional Saturday when he got to call his son, K-State RB Deuce Vaughn, and tell him the team drafted him 🤍💙 Too wholesome. (via Dallas Cowboys)

The chances I’ll be scammed this week trying to purchase Taylor Swift tickets? 130%

Nutrition influencers will be like “check out this new awesome original healthy recipe” and it’s just a piece of cheese inside half a bell pepper with Trader Joe’s seasoning on it

Llama llama needs a Xanax