Watch for Sadio heading straight to Mendy. A wonderful human being. x.com/chetanpathak/s…

DAFTA award winning content

More stairlift than Steps now #TheOneShow

Just had a splatty poo. All the best, ma’am #PlattyJoobs

Turn that radiator down a tad, love #BBCBreakfast

YOU OUGHTA MOW

Incredible from Ireland #NZLvIRE

YESSSSSS!! #AUSvsENG

You’ve never looked hotter You sweaty bastard

I’m warming to Wrighty #MUNLIV

Jumanji 3: Homes Under a Tenner

Fantastic

All right, who's up for the challenge?

Agreed

Those bagpipes are bringing my breakfast back up.

Now that we have a king, these sorts of events will all take much longer, since he can only move along the floor one square at a time. #queensfuneral

Is Prince Louis playing that organ? Bloody awful. #queensfuneral

Those are going straight in the bin when he gets home #queensfuneral

The phrase ‘can’t be arsed’ springs to mind #ITAENG