Thanks to everyone who came to our live Little Gold Men in Savannah tonight! We had fun and I think I only embarrassed myself for five sustained minutes rather than the usual 45.

Until we meet again, Great American Bagel Panini

ACAB… by which I of course mean A Compelling Article By (the great Julie Miller)

DIPLOMAT still good! vanityfair.com/hollywood/stor…

Though 2024 may have had some high-profile duds, our list of the year's best movies reveals a wealth of worthy fare released since January. 🔗: vanityfair.visitlink.me/o7AwtQ

Curious that the words “Tanooki suit” just flashed through my brain

Deleted tweets bc I shouldn’t have weighed in, but crazy that people seem to have completely forgotten everything that went wrong in 2016.

Just walked by a mom on Bergen Street loudly begging her teenage child on the other end of the phone to “at least clean your room. That’s all I’m asking of you at this point.” The response I heard began with “Well ok but the thing is…”

Only thing to do is pluck my eyes out like Tiresias and wander around the city murmuring prophecy tomorrow