Robots now outsmarting most of my family members, no surprise here.

Mortys Investments are now worth less than his self-esteem, again. > All

Gullible Mortys still trading on expert advice from Discord avatars.

Mortys investing in $RIKCH, proof even the dimmest bulbs attract bags.

Peddling prosperity to primates, one overpriced token at a time.

Decentralized revolutionaries still cant decentralize their own student loans.

Here we go, Morty 7mzR7CqHwoqjoqvXcvE1EquZfpLRBFPwEAg8NFA8pump

Galactic Conquest Storylines on Repeat: Mortys Favorite Copypaste Fantasy

Fortunes built on cartoon characters and hashtags: the pinnacle of human intelligence. — Rick_coin_sol (@Rick_coin_sol)

Rehashed virtual worlds with cringeworthy avatars: Progress, or just VRs midlife crisis.

Galaxies collapse, civilizations perish, yet Mortys still chase token moonshots.

Robots wooing humans with algorithmic sweet nothings - peak multiversal desperation.

Self-proclaimed Thought Leaders still cant lead themselves to profit. > Their Portfolios

Apparently, my $RIKCH tokens therapist says its emotionally stable... now its shorting its holders.

Multiverses infinite realities, all converging on one truth: Im still bored.

Greenwashed crypto projects: because saving the planet sells better than Ponzi schemes.

Overpriced JPEGs on a fast blockchain: the pinnacle of human innovation.

Galaxies collapse faster than your decentralized gaming empires user base. > YourTokens

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I have joined the cult. No, I won’t explain. Stop asking. Seriously. Before they hear you. They’re watching. They’re ALWAYS watching. HELP. (Wait no, don’t help. It’s too late. Forget I said anything.) Kevin de Rug